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Vault-Tec Tease
A Fallout Burlesque Show from Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque

The world ended… but the tease survived.

When the sirens blare and the bombs fall, one thing remains: glamour refuses to die. Vault-Tec Tease drops you deep beneath the wasteland and into a fallout shelter where sequins shimmer under flickering fluorescent lights and survival comes with a slow, dangerous reveal.

From retro-futuristic pin-ups and radioactive showgirls to leather-clad raiders and power-armor vixens, Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque reimagines the post-apocalyptic universe with high-style striptease, cinematic storytelling, and just enough nuclear heat to melt steel beams. Think 1950s optimism colliding with dust-covered decadence. Think vintage propaganda meets vault-dweller rebellion. Think end-of-the-world… but make it sexy.

This is not just a show. It’s a shelter party after the apocalypse.

Grab your Nuka-Cola, adjust your Pip-Boy, and prepare for a night of irradiated glamour, tongue-in-cheek satire, and dangerously seductive survival tactics.

Because in the wasteland, the only thing more powerful than nuclear fallout… is a well-timed reveal.

Tipping is encouraged

Please arrive on time. Tickets will be held until showtime.

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Doors open at 7:00 pm (Or 9:45pm for 2nd showing) so you can enjoy drinks before the show!

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• This and all 21+-only events.
• 2-Drink minimum purchase.
• All sales are final. No refunds.
• Line-up is subject to change without notice.
• There is no guaranteed seating for guests who arrive late unless half of your party is already seated or you’ve reserved a VIP booth.
• ***Please note that if you purchase VIP seats and are not seated by Showtime your seats may be given away***.
• GA seats are unreserved and availability is on a first come first serve basis as soon as the doors open. So get there early to get the best seating available!
• ADA Wheelchair access is available. Please advise us of your needs in the "CUSTOMER NOTE" area during Check-Out.
• Accommodations are available for the hearing impaired or those who are hard of hearing. Please advise us of your needs in the "CUSTOMER NOTE" area during Check-Out.