The Happiest Burlesque Show on Earth, a Disney Parody
Welcome to Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque’s Happiest Burlesque Show on Earth! 🏰✨
Step through the gates and into a world where fantasy, nostalgia, and a little pixie-dusted mischief come to life on stage.
Inspired by your favorite beloved characters and classic park magic, this enchanting evening transforms a day at the park into a glittering, grown-up adventure. Expect dazzling costumes, playful storytelling, and magical shimmies from some of California’s finest burlesque performers—all wrapped up in that unmistakable Disney wonder we know and love.
Sip on delicious adult beverages (no FastPass required), laugh, cheer, and rediscover the joy of imagination, sparkle, and happily-ever-after vibes… with a naughty wink.
Grab your “park” ticket, bring your sense of wonder, and don’t forget your ears. ✨
Magic awaits—after dark. 💋🏰
Welcome to Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque’s Happiest Burlesque Show on Earth! 🏰✨
Step through the gates and into a world where fantasy, nostalgia, and a little pixie-dusted mischief come to life on stage.
Inspired by your favorite beloved characters and classic park magic, this enchanting evening transforms a day at the park into a glittering, grown-up adventure. Expect dazzling costumes, playful storytelling, and magical shimmies from some of California’s finest burlesque performers—all wrapped up in that unmistakable Disney wonder we know and love.
Sip on delicious adult beverages (no FastPass required), laugh, cheer, and rediscover the joy of imagination, sparkle, and happily-ever-after vibes… with a naughty wink.
Grab your “park” ticket, bring your sense of wonder, and don’t forget your ears. ✨
Magic awaits—after dark. 💋🏰
Tipping is encouraged
21+
2 Drink Minimum
Please arrive on time. Tickets will be held until showtime.
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Doors open at 7:00 pm (Or 9:45pm for 2nd show) so you can enjoy drinks before the show!
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- This and all 21+-only events.
- 2-Drink minimum purchase.
- All sales are final. No refunds.
- Line-up is subject to change without notice.
- There is no guaranteed seating for guests who arrive late unless half of your party is already seated or you’ve reserved a VIP booth.
- ***Please note that if you purchase VIP seats and are not seated by Showtime your seats may be given away***.
- GA seats are unreserved and availability is on a first come first serve basis as soon as the doors open. So get there early to get the best seating available!
- ADA Wheelchair access is available. Please advise us of your needs in the "CUSTOMER NOTE" area during Check-Out.
- Accommodations are available for the hearing impaired or those who are hard of hearing. Please advise us of your needs in the "CUSTOMER NOTE" area during Check-Out.
Welcome to Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque’s Happiest Burlesque Show on Earth! 🏰✨
Step through the gates and into a world where fantasy, nostalgia, and a little pixie-dusted mischief come to life on stage.
Inspired by your favorite beloved characters and classic park magic, this enchanting evening transforms a day at the park into a glittering, grown-up adventure. Expect dazzling costumes, playful storytelling, and magical shimmies from some of California’s finest burlesque performers—all wrapped up in that unmistakable Disney wonder we know and love.
Sip on delicious adult beverages (no FastPass required), laugh, cheer, and rediscover the joy of imagination, sparkle, and happily-ever-after vibes… with a naughty wink.
Grab your “park” ticket, bring your sense of wonder, and don’t forget your ears. ✨
Magic awaits—after dark. 💋🏰